Oh god no!
4 Feb
[This is what happens when a set goes terribly wrong. I started writing this as a funny "what would happen if you got caught masturbating at work?" and somewhere it got very angry and off track. It probably should go without saying that there's no way I'd do this on stage.
I present it here because, well, I think it's important to be open about the process of writing as well as the finished product. I know it helps me to see 'behind the scenes' of my favorite writers and comics. That everything they do isn't gold. So maybe this will help some of you.]
The only thing that’s worse than getting fired from a job is not getting fired.
That isn’t to say that getting fired doesn’t suck. It does. And unless you go out with middle fingers raised to the sky, giving that final speech where you tell everyone exactly what you think of them – the speech we all rehearse every morning on the drive in. The one where you finally get to tell Betty down in HR just what you think of her cubical full of cat pictures and her fucking email memos about copier etiquette – getting fired is the ultimate walk of shame.

